Another Day...

Flashbacks to the great Mother's Day e-card i received--the "Mother of the Year" video.

"We've all been half-dressed, torso deep in yesterday's refuse, searching for a retainer that costs more than rent, thinking "Holy God, how did I get here?"--but she makes that sort of thing look so elegant."

Having elegantly recovered my daughter's missing retainer, I am contemplating getting elegantly inebriated. Given my tolerance, the single Mike's hard lime in the fridge should do the trick.

( Tolerable filk, mediocre poetry, read at your own risk. )